Progressive Power Tumbling

Since its name is extremely vague, and gives you no idea whatsoever it is, I’ll explain.
It’s kinda like a white trash gym. High school kids come with girls and show off as they show how heroic they are by showing their incredible ability to jump off a trampoline into a foam pit.
Really, it’s like that.

Fortunately for me, I went with a group of friends, so it was ok.

What’s ridiculous is how they try to make a trampoline sound sophisticated by calling it ‘progressive power tumbling.’

Is it progressive?
no

Is there any electricity, motors, or ‘power’ anything ?
no

Is there any tumbling?
well, there’s jumping.